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      <itunes:summary>A, uh, satire, about the intelligent design theory.</itunes:summary>
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        <![CDATA[The pesky bastard just won't stay dead!]]>
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      <title>Club Club</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Short story inspired by the men who walk around my neighborhood with clubs.</p>]]>
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      <title>Thinning the Herd</title>
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        <![CDATA[A story about a fascist culture- and how it manages to re-institute natural selection into human life.]]>
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      <title>A Question of Shen</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Yes, this is a real product.</p>]]>
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      <title>The Most Expensive $1 Organ Ever!</title>
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        <![CDATA[We just wanted to get our Organ player a nice gift!  A story of Rock n Roll]]>
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      <itunes:summary>We just wanted to get our Organ player a nice gift!&#160; A story of Rock n Roll</itunes:summary>
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      <title>The Hippie Photo of Doom</title>
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        <![CDATA[What do you do when you see yourself in a photo you couldn't possibly be in?  A (semi) true story.]]>
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      <itunes:summary>What do you do when you see yourself in a photo you couldn't possibly be in?&#160; A (semi) true story.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>The Day Spiderman Saved My Life</title>
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        <![CDATA[A Satire.  I guess all the Spiderman movie trailers got to me.]]>
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      <itunes:summary>A Satire.&#160; I guess all the Spiderman movie trailers got to me.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Pead Sople</title>
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        <![CDATA[<div>You should really eat Oreo's.  They're terrific...</div><br />]]>
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      <title>Moses, God, and the Plagues, A Pharoah's View</title>
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        <![CDATA[A logical, and therefore blasphemous, interpretation of Exodus.]]>
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      <title>Mr. Snuffleupagus is God</title>
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        <![CDATA[<div>Sesame Street as you've never thought of it before</div><br />]]>
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      <title>Alien Abduction for Fun and Profit</title>
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        <![CDATA[A desperate publicity prank goes very wrong.]]>
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      <title>A Scene from the Life of Shadowfax- Gandalf's Horse</title>
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        <![CDATA[<div>Sure Gandalf is the most famous wizard in The Lord of the Rings- but being his horse isn't the easiest job in Middle Earth!</div><br />]]>
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      <title>Bird</title>
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        <![CDATA[A story about the power of music.  ]]>
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      <title>The Cola War</title>
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        <![CDATA[There's only 2 companies left and they're battling for world domination.  Inspired by a class I took on China's Cultural Revolution period.  ]]>
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