Zack and Mary's Show for Dysfunctional People

Happy Christmas

Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:39:00 -0600

Alright, I'm sorry we haven't been updateing the site, my only excuse is that we've been busy, it being the holidays and all, and that I've been working on our other sites. www.fictionpress.com/~sillygooeseinc and www.youtube.com/sillygoosesinc So new stories and videos are up and the sites are no longer as sucky as they used to be. As far as this site goes, we will try and give you more regular updates from now on. Thank.

PS E-mail me you lazy bastards! I'm still at ZAT256@aol.com

Happy Thanksgiving

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:20:00 -0600

(Update: I finally got the motherf-ing episode up, it's like 1:30 so I can either go to bed or listen to Ozzy Osbourne and Guns n' Roses for another hour... hmmmm, Ozzy is is.) Sorry it's been so long but work has been hell for Mary, and I've started writing again, not only that but my aunt has been an over protective bitch queen. So I think we'll try and be on time but the holidays are coming up... Anyway, come January everything will be back to normal. I'm through fighting this damn thing today, but I'll put the next episode up tomorrow. Sorry this took so long. In the mean time take a look at some of my stuff at http://www.fictionpress.com/~sillygooeseinc peace brothers.

PS: I've been checking my normal mail box and my spam folder and no one is e-mailing me! For God's sake! Someone out there make up a relationship question and send it in! Or at least send me a letter to tell me how great I am, or you could even bitch that I haven't updated in forever! I'm still at ZAT256@aol.com

Me Too

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:50:00 -0500

Yeah, I took down the second Grandma episode, it didn't many hits so I'm going to do some new stuff with it, it'll be back. As of right now you have this episode, Josh is on the show and Mary is still gone...

PS New video up at http://www.youtube.com/user/SillyGoosesinc

PPS If you want to read part of a story I made a while ago it's up at http://www.fictionpress.com/~sillygooeseinc

Gay, gay, gay! (take 2)

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:16:00 -0500

I know I told people this would be up yesterday, but I'm bitchy today so don't say anything to me. On this first show of season 2 we have Rhue on, and we find out what she's about. This is our second (and less funny) try at this episode. Find out why we can't use the first inside. I would like to point out I don't think Wendel is a loser I just needed to get Rhue to give me more then one sentence answers and Angel isn't ob- never mind. She is way to into rats.

PS We're running out of room on Clickcaster so I set up an archive at http://zamsfdp.podbean.com/ there is also a new episode not found on this site, and it's quite good so you might want to check it out.

The squirt bottle's revenge

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:08:00 -0500

This time we each shot each other if we do anything over a PG level. You know what that means. Seriously, make sure there are no kids around before you listen. On todays show we read some of Joe Ninosky's poety, and generally poke fun at him. (He's the guy who's name we always bleep out, don't ask why. I think some of his music is at http://www.myspace.com/johnnyhotcockthehaters) No guests, but I have two guests that will be on the next two shows, and three more I'll try and get on. So our guest drought is over. But after those five we'll be out again. So if you want to be a guest, or if you have a letter for us to read send me an e-mail at ZAT256@aol.com. Thanks to the two people that have subscribed, leave a comment if you can. This is the last episode of season 1, we've had a real blast.

PS I've just gotten the PC version of Halo, so if you see someone online named Midnight who really sucks, that would be me. Let me know if you listen to the show, I've just found out how to type things. I go on between 11:00 PM and 2:00 AM (I live on the west coast) and my guy is black I think.

I... am a happily married man

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:37:00 -0500

In this here ep-i-soda we talk about cowboys and the women who put their balls in vice grips. In reallity we talk about AIDs, black people, sex with your sister, and threesomes. Not only that but we go over what went down with Grandma. No guests.

So, you're used to getting free hand outs?

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:12:00 -0500

Now we're really hitting our stride. We were about to do our episode when my Grandmother (this is Zack) showed up. I threw together some questions and here we are. I would like to note that the opinions of Grandma do not necesarily reflect those of ZAMSFDP. Enjoy! (or we'll kill you)