Beverly Glass c67404eca0a8dd3348ff202071c09dd483ad027c Los Angeles CA 90068 UNITED STATES <span class="text"><strong>Dick Smackers</strong> is a podcast about everything and nothing at the same time. We talk about the stuff we like, including the news, videogames, douche baggery, ROFLWaffles, sports, TV, nerds, and whatever else we want.<br /> http://www.clickcaster.com/dicksmackers Beverly Glass Beverly Glass info@clickcaster.com Lock up your daughters and your dignity, it's time for Dick Smackers, the podcast that chronicles the decline of modern civilization. LOL. yes http://www.clickcaster.com/channels/dicksmackers/thumbnail.jpeg http://www.clickcaster.com/dicksmackers en-US Standard US Copyright Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:18:00 -0600 ClickCaster FeedGenerator v3.0 Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:18:00 -0600 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-13--welcome-to--08 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-13--welcome-to--08 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-13--welcome-to--08 3537112 Ernie and Bev have been...away...for a while, and they explain their absence, as well as what really happened in Las Vegas in the first new Dick Smackers of 2008. Also, there's news, a new Nerd of the Week, and Bev Writes A Letter...to Tom Brady. You don't want to miss it. no 41:35 Dick Smackers 13: Welcome To '08 Ernie and Bev have been...away...for a while, and they explain their absence, as well as what really happened in Las Vegas in the first new Dick Smackers of 2008. Also, there's news, a new Nerd of the Week, and Bev Writes A Letter...to Tom Brady. You don't want to miss it.
Trust us, you'll find it a scream.]]> Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:39:00 -0600 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers--a-year-in-review http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers--a-year-in-review http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers--a-year-in-review 3536466 Here at Dick Smackers HQ, we've culled the best of the year and put them together in a nice, best-of package that should allow you to remember just what it is about us that you love so much in the first place. Trust us, you'll find it a scream. no 59:21 Dick Smackers: A Year In Review Here at Dick Smackers HQ, we've culled the best of the year and put them together in a nice, best-of package that should allow you to remember just what it is about us that you love so much in the first place. Trust us, you'll find it a scream. Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:38:00 -0600 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/a-dick-smackers-xmas http://www.clickcaster.com/items/a-dick-smackers-xmas http://www.clickcaster.com/items/a-dick-smackers-xmas 3536210 The holidays are here, and Ernie and Bev would like to celebrate by talking about all things yuletide. Won't you join us, assholes? no 27:41 A Dick Smackers Xmas The holidays are here, and Ernie and Bev would like to celebrate by talking about all things yuletide. Won't you join us, assholes?
It's a cavalcade. An avalanche. Stop what you're doing and listen.]]> Mon, 17 Dec 2007 00:55:00 -0600 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-10--the-glorious-10th-anniversary http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-10--the-glorious-10th-anniversary http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-10--the-glorious-10th-anniversary 3535958 Yes, indeed, ladies and germs, it's our 10th Episode. In this gala 10th anniversary celebration, we explore some news about a man who shoots himself in the glutes, the bears' fascination with Los Lobos, and two new segments, "Hey Bev, Guess This..." and "Yahoo! Answers." It's a cavalcade. An avalanche. Stop what you're doing and listen. no 27:09 Dick Smackers 10: The Glorious 10th Anniversary Yes, indeed, ladies and germs, it's our 10th Episode. In this gala 10th anniversary celebration, we explore some news about a man who shoots himself in the glutes, the bears' fascination with Los Lobos, and two new segments, "Hey Bev, Guess This..." and "Yahoo! Answers." It's a cavalcade. An avalanche. Stop what you're doing and listen.
You won't believe your ears.]]> Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:40:00 -0600 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-9--a-very-special-dick-smackers http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-9--a-very-special-dick-smackers http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-9--a-very-special-dick-smackers 3535764 Join us as Beverly Glass and Ernie Byrne-Burns take a turn into some unplanned, undiscovered hyjinx, in what can only be described as a very "special" episode of Dick Smackers. You won't believe your ears. no 39:46 Dick Smackers 9: A Very Special Dick Smackers Join us as Beverly Glass and Ernie Byrne-Burns take a turn into some unplanned, undiscovered hyjinx, in what can only be described as a very "special" episode of Dick Smackers. You won't believe your ears. Sun, 02 Dec 2007 21:32:00 -0600 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-8--the-curiously-strong-shake http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-8--the-curiously-strong-shake http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-8--the-curiously-strong-shake 3535441 Well, well, well. If it isn't Beverly Glass and Ernie Byrne-Burns, chugging the as promised 12-tin-of-Altoid-and-vanilla shake. Listen live as it happens, and then as we drop the standard format for one week to get all touchy-feely. It's a very special episode of Dick Smackers. no 38:10 Dick Smackers 8: The Curiously Strong Shake Well, well, well. If it isn't Beverly Glass and Ernie Byrne-Burns, chugging the as promised 12-tin-of-Altoid-and-vanilla shake. Listen live as it happens, and then as we drop the standard format for one week to get all touchy-feely. It's a very special episode of Dick Smackers. Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:09:00 -0600 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-7--the-happiest-place-on-earth http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-7--the-happiest-place-on-earth http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-7--the-happiest-place-on-earth 3535118 Join Ernie and Bev for a post-Thanksgiving feast of fun, including some rather unfortunate news about a woman's finger, Conversational Spanish, how to barter on CraigsList, and a comprehensive guide to Disneyland! It's all happening! no 36:15 Dick Smackers 7: The Happiest Place on Earth! Join Ernie and Bev for a post-Thanksgiving feast of fun, including some rather unfortunate news about a woman's finger, Conversational Spanish, how to barter on CraigsList, and a comprehensive guide to Disneyland! It's all happening! Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:52:00 -0600 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-6--give-thanks--putzes http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-6--give-thanks--putzes http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-6--give-thanks--putzes 3534899 It's time to give thanks with Ernie and Bev as they run you through a Thanksgiving edition of Dick Smackers. This week, Beverly wants you to know about car-driving douches in The Glass Is Half Asshole, Ernie teaches you how to cook a turkey in Beef Tips, and Los Osos make their triumphant return in Conversational Spanish. Check it all out! no 42:04 Dick Smackers Episode 6: Give Thanks, Putzes! It's time to give thanks with Ernie and Bev as they run you through a Thanksgiving edition of Dick Smackers. This week, Beverly wants you to know about car-driving douches in The Glass Is Half Asshole, Ernie teaches you how to cook a turkey in Beef Tips, and Los Osos make their triumphant return in Conversational Spanish. Check it all out! Tue, 13 Nov 2007 22:37:00 -0600 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-5--drive-into-the-pond http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-5--drive-into-the-pond http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-5--drive-into-the-pond 3534736 Hello again, a-holes, it's the landmark fifth episode of Dick Smackers, which includes Oh, Shit! It's the News, Conversational Spanish, Nerd of the Week, and a Film Review. Listen, why do you not? no 35:56 Dick Smackers Episode 5: Drive Into The Pond Hello again, a-holes, it's the landmark fifth episode of Dick Smackers, which includes Oh, Shit! It's the News, Conversational Spanish, Nerd of the Week, and a Film Review. Listen, why do you not? , Conversational Spanish, Nerd of the Week and whatever else our perverted little minds could conjur up. ]]> Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:50:00 -0600 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-4--the-dickening-2 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-4--the-dickening-2 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-4--the-dickening-2 3534463 Hola Los Osos, it's time for another exciting of Dick Smackers, the podcast that bites you back, but only if you ask it to. Please pick a safety word. This week we bring you, Oh Shit! It's the News!, , Conversational Spanish, Nerd of the Week and whatever else our perverted little minds could conjur up. no 39:21 Dick Smackers Episode 4: The Dickening Hola Los Osos, it's time for another exciting of Dick Smackers, the podcast that bites you back, but only if you ask it to. Please pick a safety word. This week we bring you, Oh Shit! It's the News!, , Conversational Spanish, Nerd of the Week and whatever else our perverted little minds could conjur up. Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:39:00 -0500 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-3--it-s-always-ugly-in-philadelphia http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-3--it-s-always-ugly-in-philadelphia http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-3--it-s-always-ugly-in-philadelphia 3534101 Because you have been naughty, we have decided that there will be a third week of Dick Smackers. So, enjoy! no 42:25 Dick Smackers Episode 3: It's Always Ugly In Philadelphia Because you have been naughty, we have decided that there will be a third week of Dick Smackers. So, enjoy! Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:54:00 -0500 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-2--wheelchair-land http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-2--wheelchair-land http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-2--wheelchair-land comedy internet nerds news sports 3533863 Somehow, because the world is cruel and unfair, Dick Smackers has made it to a second episode. Check out such Earth shattering segments as "Oh Shit! It's the News!," "Conversational Spanish," "Tom Waits Reads the Weather," "Nerd of the Week," and "The Glass is Half Ass Hole." no comedy,internet,nerds,news,sports 35:11 Dick Smackers Episode 2: Wheelchair Town! Somehow, because the world is cruel and unfair, Dick Smackers has made it to a second episode. Check out such Earth shattering segments as "Oh Shit! It's the News!," "Conversational Spanish," "Tom Waits Reads the Weather," "Nerd of the Week," and "The Glass is Half Ass Hole."
This week's topics include:

• A man who bought a meat smoker with an amputated leg in it.
  
• Toast
  
• Your Mom
• Conversational Spanish
• George Lucas is a Gay Bear
• SO MUCH MORE!
  

]]> Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:51:00 -0500 http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-1--welcome-to-the-shit http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-1--welcome-to-the-shit http://www.clickcaster.com/items/dick-smackers-episode-1--welcome-to-the-shit comedy explicit internet nerds news sports 3533468 Dick Smackers features two ass holes who went to Circuit City (because it was close), bought microphones and used magic to record themselves talking about everything and nothing at the same time. This week's topics include: A man who bought a meat smoker with an amputated leg in it. Toast Your MomConversational SpanishGeorge Lucas is a Gay BearSO MUCH MORE! no comedy,explicit,internet,nerds,news,sports 38:32 Dick Smackers Episode 1: Welcome to the Shit Dick Smackers features two ass holes who went to Circuit City (because it was close), bought microphones and used magic to record themselves talking about everything and nothing at the same time. This week's topics include: A man who bought a meat smoker with an amputated leg in it. Toast Your MomConversational SpanishGeorge Lucas is a Gay BearSO MUCH MORE!